Nonsense

[SuperFlash1980]

It's too late now, you may as well join us.

[jmarin]

It's too late now, you may as well join us.

Okay... I'm dragged into the gutter

[SuperFlash1980]

Okay... I'm dragged into the gutter

Ha-Ha good, just watch out for Joe he's got wandering hands.

[Noxide]

Uhm.. Why?

Give her boobies a compliment from me

Nope.

That. Is. Awesome.

[Silver]

Give her boobies a compliment from me

Duuuuude. She's like. A bit young for you.
But yes, I do agree with you, however we aren't always on talking terms so I won't tell her.

Nearly went out with her.

[Noxide]

Duuuuude. She's like. A bit young for you.
But yes, I do agree with you, however we aren't always on talking terms so I won't tell her.

Nearly went out with her.

I'm not looking to date her.
I'm merely stating that she is blessed.

(you should've gone out with her)

[Vivian]

Some nonsense for IT geeks...

In the beginning ....


In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a
comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called
Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town
to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a
camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to
send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you
who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery
made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.
And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the
goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.
To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying,
Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as
Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to
transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly
take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican
Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening
sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that
enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum
maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work
only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by
others."
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be
known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid
(GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the
countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating
Everything (GOOGLE).

And that's how it all began!

[Noxide]

Whoop Whoop

20 000 Rep.


Thanks guys!

[Vivian]

Whoop Whoop

20 000 Rep.


Thanks guys!

Congrats Jurie!!!

[Noxide]

Congrats Jurie!!!

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Thank you much!