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05-01-2011, 04:48 PM #15101
Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
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05-01-2011, 05:11 PM #15102Originally Posted by Vishay Log in to see links
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06-01-2011, 07:14 AM #15103
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06-01-2011, 02:43 PM #15104
Rearranged Letters
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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06-01-2011, 06:39 PM #15105
Airmail
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zero tolerance in holland 2011
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No comment
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07-01-2011, 05:15 AM #15106
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07-01-2011, 09:10 AM #15107
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07-01-2011, 03:01 PM #15108
Surfing the Internet
Surfin' the Net
So I think I'm in the clear
the boss is no where in sight
I logon to the web and start to surf
and then my hair stands up with fright
the footsteps coming down the hall
are quickening in pace
there is no time to exit
no way to save my face
so I press the power button
and relax just a bit
there is no way he can tell
exactly what I hit
I act all surprised
don't know why my machine died
"simply unpredictable these
computers are!" I cried
"So we'll get you a new one
a computer that won't crash" he exclaims
Do you think he'll wonder
when the new one acts the same?
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07-01-2011, 06:08 PM #15109
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Huge Batman Fan
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put it, where-ever
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08-01-2011, 04:46 AM #15110
Don't copy if you can't paste...!!!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said :
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack
this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "… and I can't remember who she was !"
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste .!