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14-12-2010, 04:57 PM #15051
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14-12-2010, 11:10 PM #15052
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15-12-2010, 02:00 AM #15053
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Teacher and student
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do you learn from this??
Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
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16-12-2010, 05:11 PM #15054
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16-12-2010, 09:54 PM #15055
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17-12-2010, 10:59 AM #15056
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17-12-2010, 02:21 PM #15057
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17-12-2010, 05:51 PM #15058
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Tom is in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet.
Jerry his best friend asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"
Tom: "Please don't ask."
Jerry: "I am your childhood friend. Talk to me."
Tom: "My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."
Jerry: "That's not possible."
Tom: "No, he did it."
Jerry "How's that possible?"
Tom: "He punctured my condoms!"
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18-12-2010, 12:17 AM #15059
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Ian Holloway slates Platini & Blatter
Only video i can find, it misses the turkey an christmas bit out (in bold in quote)
Legend"We'll just change everything because their weather is really hot.
"What happens to our football and everybody else's that would be playing through it? Do we just stop for a while? Genius, absolutely magnificent.
"Mr Platini, i know he was a great player but he's not very good at what he does. In fact i think he's useless. And you can quote me on that."
"I'm going to go home and tell my turkeys 'It's not Christmas, we're moving it - it's all right, you've got some respite! I've had a word with FIFA and we're going to move Christmas, it's no problem'."
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19-12-2010, 12:16 PM #15060
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