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04-08-2010, 03:04 PM #14101
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I Thought You Were My Wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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04-08-2010, 04:59 PM #14102
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Never Park vehicles in No parking area
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ss Miles ----
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05-08-2010, 06:55 AM #14103
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05-08-2010, 08:00 AM #14104
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05-08-2010, 08:11 AM #14105
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I'm just getting ready for parenthood. 
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05-08-2010, 08:13 AM #14106
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Originally Posted by SuperFlash1980
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I'm just getting ready for parenthood.
I'm glad I'm already here and not assigned to you!
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05-08-2010, 08:19 AM #14107
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You'd be safe, you're cool. And I would gladly call you my breast loving son.
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05-08-2010, 09:09 AM #14108
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05-08-2010, 04:17 PM #14109
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After seeing one of my girlfriends baby pictures, I hope the kid looks like me.
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05-08-2010, 04:59 PM #14110
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Originally Posted by SuperFlash1980
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After seeing one of my girlfriends baby pictures, I hope the kid looks like me.
I've got your photo...---- Smiles acrss Miles ----
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