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01-02-2011, 09:51 AM #15241Originally Posted by jmarin Log in to see links
They look like that when they run
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01-02-2011, 02:35 PM #15242
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01-02-2011, 04:22 PM #15243
hilarious ones...must read...!!!!
Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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How Newton Died?
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He died After seen South Indian Movies..
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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
" W "!!
B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY
Woman and WIFE....!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but also machines ;-)
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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...
So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
nce upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand … J
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Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears
Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
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Ends wid "Person you are Calling is Buzy with some other Call
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When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study: J
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01-02-2011, 04:35 PM #15244
something for everyone
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01-02-2011, 06:34 PM #15245
Funnies
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02-02-2011, 02:56 PM #15246
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03-02-2011, 12:16 AM #15247
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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04-02-2011, 07:56 AM #15248
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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05-02-2011, 03:28 PM #15249
The Old Professer poses the following problem to one of
his classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”
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07-02-2011, 04:16 AM #15250---- Smiles acrss Miles ----