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[Noxide]

• The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  
  
• She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
  
  
• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  
  
• The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  
  
• No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  

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• Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  
  
• A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  
  
• I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  

[Noxide]

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL crap on it's head!"

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[Noxide]

Whoever gets this is a sick individual.
Like me.

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[NaturalMystyk27]

Whoever gets this is a sick individual.
Like me.

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Ohhh Myyyy.........

[tekina]

Whoever gets this is a sick individual.
Like me.

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i did not get that...im not a sick individual....

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