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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
    Are you referring to Peter Parker?
    I am, though I'm no where near as sad as I was when Robin died.

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    Not too soon, and WHAT!

    Robin died!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
    Not too soon, and WHAT!

    Robin died!!??
    Nah, I lied.

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    Differences Between School, College and Company

    School:
    Two books for one subject.

    College:
    One book for all subjects.

    Company:
    Books? What are they? Only follow standards.


    School:
    A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK

    College:
    A White pipe in student's hand - PEN

    Company:
    A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE


    School:
    Most Frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER

    College:
    Most Frequent letter- LOVE LETTER

    Company:
    Most Frequent letter- RESIGNATION LETTER


    School:
    If we go it's boring.

    College:
    If we don't go it's boring.

    Company:
    Go/don't go, it's boring

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  8. Talking


    * A Wife is like a TV

    * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *

    * At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    * When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    * Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    * TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

    * TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    * But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    * Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    * TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    * MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).


    something for everyone

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    Sardar built two Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
    When asked him, he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Sardar:I think that girl is deaf..
    Friend:How do u know?
    Sardar:I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
    Sardar to judge:U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
    ---- Smiles acrss Miles ----

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