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[MischaKo]

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[MischaKo]

[mix93]

Hahahahaha....

[mix93]

[jmarin]

For the future/present parents.....

And if you say "who would do these stuffs?" Log in to see links!!! and look again "Buckling Up Baby" above.....

[RaulRey]

A lot of free time:

[kencck]

> Record I

> Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
>
> Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense ****, sharp and
> concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art
> too many character names to remember!!!"
>
> Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the
> original place?"


> Record II

> One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off,
> what will happen to you?"
>
> Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
>
> Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off,
> what will happen to you! ?"
>
> Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
> The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
>
> Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down...."


> Record III

> IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella
> and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or
> shine.
> The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start
> by understanding her behaviour.
> So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black umbrella; squatted
> outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without
> fail.
> So...days goes by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single
> exchange of words...for one solid month...
> One fine day..the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the
> doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"


> Record IV

> A nurse saw a patient writing a letter.. She got curious and went to
> take a peek.. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
>
> Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
>
> Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
> Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write
> a letter to himself?)
>
> So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
>
> Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter,
> how would I know??"


> Record V

> Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of
> them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
> After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come
> you are not coming down yet?"
>
> The patient ontop replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


> Record VI

> One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I thin! k I'm a chicken
> since I was born..."
>
> Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you only come and seek
> treatment now?"
>
> Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."


> Record VII (Prefect one)

> One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
> He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading
> the stuff.
>
> He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
> When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all
> the bolts into the drain.
>
> The truck driver was very sad as he can't fished the bolts up; started
> to panick.
>
> Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver what
> happened.
>
> The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do,
> he told the patient the whole incident.
>
> The patient nonchantly ! replied: "can't even fix such a simple
> problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." he goes
> on
> explaining:
>
> "You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it
> onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing
> ones"
>
> The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do
> you stay in IMH?"
>
> Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

[Ghost]

it was funny, just tell me if it happened to someone who played the game poor guy i didnt think he finished this kill ever

[Vivian]

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