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15-03-2013, 12:14 PM #16221
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How mu ch?
"WOMAN: "$65,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, t oo."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
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15-03-2013, 07:54 PM #16222
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Things to do:
1) Dig a big hole
2) Name it love
3) Watch people fall in love... !!
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15-03-2013, 08:46 PM #16223
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16-03-2013, 08:54 AM #16224
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Originally Posted by Wilhelm
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Lol I wonder if he has more...
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20-03-2013, 04:03 AM #16225
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20-03-2013, 09:53 AM #16226
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Epic Troll ^^^ Lol Originally Posted by Vishay
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LMFAO ROFL
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25-03-2013, 01:07 AM #16227
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25-03-2013, 06:32 PM #16228
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi."
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02-04-2013, 03:41 AM #16229
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03-04-2013, 11:00 AM #16230
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