astraldrop
10-03-2008, 03:26 AM
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As a Texas redneck with acute money problems, you join the profitable fish business. Get your unsinkable tub and buy sticks of dynamite at the local weapon vendor to blow up some big fish! Learn about new technologies, e.g. stimulating pheromone bait or evil super weapons like the squirrel bomb! Find hidden underwater treasures and beat rare boss fish by using the unfair methods of dynamite fishing! If you do well, you might even catch the girl of your dreams and not just smelly fish! After all, you hope for a son to whom you can teach your dirty tricks in the future!
As a Texas redneck with acute money problems, you join the profitable fish business. Get your unsinkable tub and buy sticks of dynamite at the local weapon vendor to blow up some big fish! Learn about new technologies, e.g. stimulating pheromone bait or evil super weapons like the squirrel bomb! Find hidden underwater treasures and beat rare boss fish by using the unfair methods of dynamite fishing! If you do well, you might even catch the girl of your dreams and not just smelly fish! After all, you hope for a son to whom you can teach your dirty tricks in the future!